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Trying to think of self in mirror-image terms is always hard to do, so maybe I'll take the time out to get my oh-so-compliant friend Pooky (lordlucan) to say a few words for me.

"What do you think Pooky?"

OK then...
Everyone, I'd like you to meet my friend Marie. She's completely mad, but we love her to pieces anyway. Except when she attacks me with a large axe, but that only happens two or three times a week now, so it's all good.

"It's not a large axe, it's a small hatchet."

Large enough to put a nasty dent in my skull...

"And just look at the improvement that it's made!! Besides that, you enjoy the pain...."

No, it's the attention I like...I'd rather you caved my skull in with a "small hatchet" than ignored me completely...and I suppose it did make a small improvement, I don't get publicly mocked quite so much these days. But, this is supposed to be about you, not me...

"Well, I like small children ,but only once they've been subdued with alot of fuck-off rope and masking tape and chucked somewhere out of the way like the hallway closet..."

I thought you preferred them deep fried and battered. Hmm...learn something new every day. Tell us, O wise Marie creature, about your work and play activities...?

"Yes, I do work. And I work mostly in order that I may play. Play is good."

Riiiiight...so, what's your job? Hm? And what do you like to do in your spare time? Apart from torturing Pookies and small children, that is...

"I work for a major financial corporation that likes to rob the poor and give fantastic service to the rich. When I am not berating the customers, I am at the pub drowning my sorrows for my despicable self. It is a hard cross to bear.

Anyway, enough of this banter. Let's get on with the show...."

Absolutely! Nice to have you aboard! :)

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